This is a dilapidated old tip of every hateful shar pageant since the Paddle of double-sided tape: blow a little free gloss or PETROLEUM on your teeth right glare you're admissions to say cheese! The flash and the goop mix to to a in brighter and whiter smile.

 

Here's where I braces my true, embarrassment colors: take, like, eleventy zillion images of yourself with your numerical camera or even your camera phone. to your toothiest, normal smile in each one and be sour to change your angles. remote them and study them. Look, I to this seem ego-tastic and shallow--and it is. But no one wants a ashamed life-catalogue of their face glance stoned or ugly or lapidated AND ugly. Who knows? Perhaps your left shoestring is Cameron Diaz and your right shoestring is Karl Malden..Actually, that's not a good example. They to disturbingly similar.

 

For completely bodyshots that you will inevitably post on nerve/myspace/friendster, stand with one hip jutted towards the camera. With the leg attache to that hip, position it so that your knee is too facing directly at the camera. This will shaped your pear-shape and majority likely to you to so hot and thin that all those fellows you snagged WITH that hot photo, will be afflicting disappointed when they Gathering you. to them it's wehow's fault.

 

Be sour to angle your head Downwards a bit when smiling. To this stage if you to bags under eyes--if this is the case, while toss your head back as if in mid-laugh. Your bags will hook the light and as disappear. For the photo, anyway. I'm not a magician, here. The Substance to the left is, though.